Friendster

Friendster trying to get more customers,
so they have more different languages in their websites..
the latest one is Bahasa Indonesia.
I was thinking, is there a Bahasa Indonesia..
OK then, if there is really a Bahasa Indonesia,
i think Friendster did a direct translation..
From "Friendster is now available in.."
to "Friendster kini hadir dalam Bahasa.."
available = hadir ???
let's do direct translation from "Bahasa Indonesia" to English..
Friendster is now attending in..

and then..

From "Invite friends and family who know Indonesian to join you on Friendster"
to "ajak teman dan keluarga yang berbahasa Indonesia untuk bergabung di Friendster"
friends = teman???
join = bergabung???
Direct translations back again..
Invite partners and family who know Indonesian to stick in Friendster..

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University of Kent Elections

Ok, let's talk about the elections in Kent..
as the same.. banners.. people yelling around.. poster.. papers giving out..
one day while I was walking..
a clown walks towards me..
I tell myself,
any funny movement from him will get whacked by me,
why??? a Clown is coming towards me,
it was a secluded parking area..
Experiences in Malaysia tells me this..
but that fella stick his hands into a plastic bag and hand me a crumbled piece of paper..
and ask me to open it saying amazing things inside I can find..
I was wondering,
some clowns can do magic..
if this crumbled paper turns into £50 or so I would definitely vote him as President!!!
but it turns out as below.. lousy clown!

Next, I got this vote for TomTom,
with a TomTom GPS navigator on the left..
why would I vote for a GPS navigator??
10 reasons to vote for TomTom aka GPS navigator..
NO.1 it will bring you to anywhere!!! including railway tracks..
NO.2 it is touch-screenable.. you can always poke his face!!!
NO.3 you can key in numbers of alphabets on your desire and "he" will bring you there..
NO.4 "he" will be your side driver other than your mum sitting beside you telling you not to speed..
NO.5 if you "upgrade" "him", you can go further away from UK, and sometimes "he" will tell you where have speed cameras and congestion charge zones.. I think he is studying Major in UK Map..
remaining reasons I haven't think of yet..

And now come to this fella..
First thing came into my mind is about Maz Jobrani talking about some guy in Iraq or Iran (I forgotten) where news coverage with a news reporter saying,
"We are now in XXX(place), and this is Mohammed.."
Mohammed says,"Hello, my name is Mohammed, and I'm just baking a cookie, no bombs, nothing.. just cookies.."
it's more funnier when you watch the video..
Unfortunately, I couldn't find back the video in youtube but I had downloaded it..
I just don't know why..
it's just give me that kind of feeling..
don't know whether you had them to or not..
but once I see his pic..
and his name..
and his running for post..
I don't want to say it out directly so I won't get sued by him..
International Officer.. some "plans" need to get internationally..

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Malaysia General Elections 2008

Yes,
i know it's so late for blogging about it right now..
cause all of us know what had happened and the results as well..
when ever elections came,
we can see banners, posters, people standing on a pick-up truck with a microphone yelling around..
we can see all sorts of advertisement,
asking you to vote this vote that..
then they will organize talks and some other events such as prize drawing..
the contestant will be around kissing babies,
giving souvenirs with his head and an X on the right,
and then they will say,
"I will do this do that if I am elected..."

But when I think more about it,
let's talk about the people that had been elected few years ago and are running as a candidate again for this elections..
why the hell you need to do all this prior to the elections??
you have so many years between the elections to give confidence to the public that you can do well,
doing all this stuffs just make me felt like you are not doing anything for the past few years,
and you want to make the public few happy in a few days time so they would vote you again??
people always say they will do this do that before elections,
but will they really do this do that???
Elections, to me is just like an examination..
public is the examiners,
situation is the questions,
when you are one of the government,
you have to solve the situation like answering the questions,
how much effort you put into it,
will be reflected on the results..

Then,
reports says that people of some parties had won seen hanging around in that state department to prevent the people from previous government from stealing important documents and project documents out..
it's their idea,
their lousy ideas that made the public not to choose them,
why you still want their ideas and make the public look down on you??
the public choose you because they felt that you are capable..
go think one better and make the public know that you are capable..

Last,
Perak MB is PAS..
initially, I was worried as well.. like Terengganu..
then, I think again,
i think the MB scare more than you..
he is just one person, ok lah maybe with his wife and children as well..
you are residence that live in Perak..
the ratio is so big that everyone of us combine our salivas can even drown him..
i don't think he will only make Perak to become Terengganu just because he is MB..
it's up to the public..

Just hope that this new MB will bring better development to Ipoh and Perak.

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Mas Selamat

It's been a long time since i really "blog"..

There are so many events had passed,
so I will blog the one that passed long enough first..
this fella,
kinda famous by breaking out..
makes me think back about Prison Break series..
I came to someone's blog blogging about him,
and so I bring it here..
People are so good in talking cock nowadays..
and they came out with this..

They also went into criminal's mind and try to track him down by....
Additional information or suggestion by me will be marked by a ***

THINGS ON THE ESCAPED TERRORIST’S TO DO LIST

1. Check 2 years’ worth of email.

2. Send out some ‘Change of Address’ notices.

3. Get a hot shower after having to escape through that toilet.

4. Catch up on all those episodes of ‘Lost’ I’ve stored on my DVR.
***and also Prison Break Season 2 & 3, thank you Wentworth Miller aka Michael Scofield that teach me how to break out..

5. Pitch to MediaCorp my idea for a new reality show: “Who Wants to Marry the Country’s Most Wanted Man”.

6. Call up CMPB and apply for exit permit.

7. Log on to Facebook and:

a. change status update from ‘Selamat is meeting family today’ to ‘Selamat is hiding in a sewer somewhere until the coast is clear’.

b. update my profile picture to reflect my new disguise.
***upload some pictures before and after breaking out, tag people that is in the pics too..

c. poke Osama.
***CIA, MI5/6, FBI etc should learn to play Facebook!!!

***d. accept some friend request and reply some messages..

***e. make a new Facebook application call "Selamat Breaking Out"..

8. Clarify to the press that it’s my LEG that’s limp. LEG!

9. Now that I’m out, I can hantam the smart-asses in my cell group who started referring to me in my absence as “Lim Peh” and added all those ‘Limp Bizkit’ songs to my iPod.

10. Forward my Her World subscription to my new address.

11. Write a novel chronicling my escape to Indonesia: “From First World to Third”

12. Finally get to use soft toilet paper, not the type at Whitley Road that’s so bleddy tough, you can make a rope with it to climb out the window.

13. Send Wong Kan Seng a postcard from Pekan Baru.

What else???

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9 March 2008

Was doing Med Chem assignment which due soon,
but got bored and went to read some blogs..
bumped into my senior's blog Chun Keat and saw this Speedtest..

60 words

Speed test

tried a few times,
average is about like this..

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