University of Kent Elections
Ok, let's talk about the elections in Kent..
as the same.. banners.. people yelling around.. poster.. papers giving out..
one day while I was walking..
a clown walks towards me..
I tell myself,
any funny movement from him will get whacked by me,
why??? a Clown is coming towards me,
it was a secluded parking area..
Experiences in Malaysia tells me this..
but that fella stick his hands into a plastic bag and hand me a crumbled piece of paper..
and ask me to open it saying amazing things inside I can find..
I was wondering,
some clowns can do magic..
if this crumbled paper turns into £50 or so I would definitely vote him as President!!!
but it turns out as below.. lousy clown!
as the same.. banners.. people yelling around.. poster.. papers giving out..
one day while I was walking..
a clown walks towards me..
I tell myself,
any funny movement from him will get whacked by me,
why??? a Clown is coming towards me,
it was a secluded parking area..
Experiences in Malaysia tells me this..
but that fella stick his hands into a plastic bag and hand me a crumbled piece of paper..
and ask me to open it saying amazing things inside I can find..
I was wondering,
some clowns can do magic..
if this crumbled paper turns into £50 or so I would definitely vote him as President!!!
but it turns out as below.. lousy clown!
Next, I got this vote for TomTom,
with a TomTom GPS navigator on the left..
why would I vote for a GPS navigator??
10 reasons to vote for TomTom aka GPS navigator..
NO.1 it will bring you to anywhere!!! including railway tracks..
NO.2 it is touch-screenable.. you can always poke his face!!!
NO.3 you can key in numbers of alphabets on your desire and "he" will bring you there..
NO.4 "he" will be your side driver other than your mum sitting beside you telling you not to speed..
NO.5 if you "upgrade" "him", you can go further away from UK, and sometimes "he" will tell you where have speed cameras and congestion charge zones.. I think he is studying Major in UK Map..
remaining reasons I haven't think of yet..
And now come to this fella..
First thing came into my mind is about Maz Jobrani talking about some guy in Iraq or Iran (I forgotten) where news coverage with a news reporter saying,
"We are now in XXX(place), and this is Mohammed.."
Mohammed says,"Hello, my name is Mohammed, and I'm just baking a cookie, no bombs, nothing.. just cookies.."
it's more funnier when you watch the video..
Unfortunately, I couldn't find back the video in youtube but I had downloaded it..
I just don't know why..
it's just give me that kind of feeling..
don't know whether you had them to or not..
but once I see his pic..
and his name..
and his running for post..
I don't want to say it out directly so I won't get sued by him..
International Officer.. some "plans" need to get internationally..
First thing came into my mind is about Maz Jobrani talking about some guy in Iraq or Iran (I forgotten) where news coverage with a news reporter saying,
"We are now in XXX(place), and this is Mohammed.."
Mohammed says,"Hello, my name is Mohammed, and I'm just baking a cookie, no bombs, nothing.. just cookies.."
it's more funnier when you watch the video..
Unfortunately, I couldn't find back the video in youtube but I had downloaded it..
I just don't know why..
it's just give me that kind of feeling..
don't know whether you had them to or not..
but once I see his pic..
and his name..
and his running for post..
I don't want to say it out directly so I won't get sued by him..
International Officer.. some "plans" need to get internationally..
.::_++_~~cH3n_w3!~~_++_::.
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