Mas Selamat
It's been a long time since i really "blog"..
There are so many events had passed,
so I will blog the one that passed long enough first..
this fella,
kinda famous by breaking out..
makes me think back about Prison Break series..
I came to someone's blog blogging about him,
and so I bring it here..
People are so good in talking cock nowadays..
and they came out with this..
They also went into criminal's mind and try to track him down by....
Additional information or suggestion by me will be marked by a ***
THINGS ON THE ESCAPED TERRORIST’S TO DO LIST
1. Check 2 years’ worth of email.
2. Send out some ‘Change of Address’ notices.
3. Get a hot shower after having to escape through that toilet.
4. Catch up on all those episodes of ‘Lost’ I’ve stored on my DVR.
***and also Prison Break Season 2 & 3, thank you Wentworth Miller aka Michael Scofield that teach me how to break out..
5. Pitch to MediaCorp my idea for a new reality show: “Who Wants to Marry the Country’s Most Wanted Man”.
6. Call up CMPB and apply for exit permit.
7. Log on to Facebook and:
a. change status update from ‘Selamat is meeting family today’ to ‘Selamat is hiding in a sewer somewhere until the coast is clear’.
b. update my profile picture to reflect my new disguise.
***upload some pictures before and after breaking out, tag people that is in the pics too..
c. poke Osama.
***CIA, MI5/6, FBI etc should learn to play Facebook!!!
***d. accept some friend request and reply some messages..
***e. make a new Facebook application call "Selamat Breaking Out"..
8. Clarify to the press that it’s my LEG that’s limp. LEG!
9. Now that I’m out, I can hantam the smart-asses in my cell group who started referring to me in my absence as “Lim Peh” and added all those ‘Limp Bizkit’ songs to my iPod.
10. Forward my Her World subscription to my new address.
11. Write a novel chronicling my escape to Indonesia: “From First World to Third”
12. Finally get to use soft toilet paper, not the type at Whitley Road that’s so bleddy tough, you can make a rope with it to climb out the window.
13. Send Wong Kan Seng a postcard from Pekan Baru.
What else???
.::_++_~~cH3n_w3!~~_++_::.
so I will blog the one that passed long enough first..
this fella,
kinda famous by breaking out..
makes me think back about Prison Break series..
I came to someone's blog blogging about him,
and so I bring it here..
People are so good in talking cock nowadays..
and they came out with this..
They also went into criminal's mind and try to track him down by....Additional information or suggestion by me will be marked by a ***
THINGS ON THE ESCAPED TERRORIST’S TO DO LIST
1. Check 2 years’ worth of email.
2. Send out some ‘Change of Address’ notices.
3. Get a hot shower after having to escape through that toilet.
4. Catch up on all those episodes of ‘Lost’ I’ve stored on my DVR.
***and also Prison Break Season 2 & 3, thank you Wentworth Miller aka Michael Scofield that teach me how to break out..
5. Pitch to MediaCorp my idea for a new reality show: “Who Wants to Marry the Country’s Most Wanted Man”.
6. Call up CMPB and apply for exit permit.
7. Log on to Facebook and:
a. change status update from ‘Selamat is meeting family today’ to ‘Selamat is hiding in a sewer somewhere until the coast is clear’.
b. update my profile picture to reflect my new disguise.
***upload some pictures before and after breaking out, tag people that is in the pics too..
c. poke Osama.
***CIA, MI5/6, FBI etc should learn to play Facebook!!!
***d. accept some friend request and reply some messages..
***e. make a new Facebook application call "Selamat Breaking Out"..
8. Clarify to the press that it’s my LEG that’s limp. LEG!
9. Now that I’m out, I can hantam the smart-asses in my cell group who started referring to me in my absence as “Lim Peh” and added all those ‘Limp Bizkit’ songs to my iPod.
10. Forward my Her World subscription to my new address.
11. Write a novel chronicling my escape to Indonesia: “From First World to Third”
12. Finally get to use soft toilet paper, not the type at Whitley Road that’s so bleddy tough, you can make a rope with it to climb out the window.
13. Send Wong Kan Seng a postcard from Pekan Baru.
What else???
.::_++_~~cH3n_w3!~~_++_::.
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